You know you're a tennis fan if...

[Ti-Amie]

Let's hope no mental health professiionals read this thread

[Scotty]

The surface for the new Rio tournament is yet to be determined http://www.tennis.com/articles/templ...rticleid=17376

Thanks! I had completely missed or forgotten that the surface was in question.

[skatingfan]

Let's hope no mental health professiionals read this thread

They might reference this book:

Sex as a Sublimation for Tennis: From the Secret Writings of Freud

Normal red-blooded Americans prefer tennis to sex-and Sigmund Freud always knew it. the famous doctor surpressed his findings because of a morbid fear of white shorts, but now his secret papers have been discovered. Complete with case studies, photographs, personal correspondence, and seminal doodles, Sex as a Sublimation for Tennis explains the conclusions Freud hid and reveals man's true basic drive: getting a court in prime time. http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Sublimatio.../dp/0894809121

[mwoods]

You know you're a tennis fan when you come across this clue in the crossword puzzle: Shiver and quiver.
And you immediately wonder what Pam Shriver and arrows have in common.

I bet James Blake could put the two together.

[winston]

I bet James Blake could put the two together.

[MeganFernandez]

I bet James Blake could put the two together.

Can he still hit a target?

[mmmm8]

Can he still hit a target?

He did get a girl pregnant, so I guess he can, but at a very close distance

[TennisBen21]

You are able to recognize that it is Irena Pavlovic (WTA #147) who is hitting on the court right beside you by her grunt, without actually seeing her hit a ball and you go "fan boy" because she's in the official legion of scrubs. Literally 15 ft. away, I've never focused that hard on looking awesome during a warm up. .

[MJ2004]

You're in a restaurant in NYC the week before the US Open and as you get up to leave you notice that a very low key, bling-free Mirka Federer is at the table next to you with some friends. You, of course, are the only one in the room staring. She's talking very animatedly in Czech. You contemplate sitting back down in case her husband joins, but since they're well into their meal and don't have an extra place-setting at the table you go quietly.

[mmmm8]

442. You have a dream that you ARE Robin Soderling and you're coming back on Tour

[Ti-Amie]

442. You have a dream that you ARE Robin Soderling and you're coming back on Tour

Did you forget your meds dearie? (Rumple wants to know)

[kzt123]

443. The first time you learn about gangnam style is from Robson & Bouchard.

BTW: Thanks for this thread -- spent a wee too much time @ work browsing through it !

[mmmm8]

443. The first time you learn about gangnam style is from Robson & Bouchard.

BTW: Thanks for this thread -- spent a wee too much time @ work browsing through it !

I feel ya - I learned about Twitter from Andy Murray