You know you're a tennis fan if...

[TennisBen21]

You spend 45 alcohol motivated minutes looking for a live stream of a match between Wen-hsin Hsu and Varatchaya Wongteanchai in the first round of Pattaya City qualies and you're convinced you'll find one because "matches like this don't happen every day." And the only difference between drunk you and you once you've sobered up is that you're able to accept that there probably isn't one...but you're equally disappointed in both states.

[mmmm8]

You spend 45 alcohol motivated minutes looking for a live stream of a match between Wen-hsin Hsu and Varatchaya Wongteanchai in the first round of Pattaya City qualies and you're convinced you'll find one because "matches like this don't happen every day." And the only difference between drunk you and you once you've sobered up is that you're able to accept that there probably isn't one...but you're equally disappointed in both states.

I think you may have won this thread.

[Scotty]

yeah, that beats me seeing Gavin whatshisname perform with his band on The Tonight Show, and reflexively looking around for Anna Wintour and Mirka Federer in another camera shot.

[TennisBen21]

I think you may have won this thread.

yeah, that beats me seeing Gavin whatshisname perform with his band on The Tonight Show, and reflexively looking around for Anna Wintour and Mirka Federer in another camera shot.

I'm so honored and I have so many people to thank for this great honor. First I would like to thank my friends Jose Cuervo and Captain Morgan who, without them, this would not have been possible. I'd also like to thank the TAT community as a whole for always pushing me to be the best scrub lover I can be, y'all are truly an inspiration.

[Drop-shot]

I'm so honored and I have so many people to thank for this great honor. First I would like to thank my friends Jose Cuervo and Captain Morgan who, without them, this would not have been possible. I'd also like to thank the TAT community as a whole for always pushing me to be the best scrub lover I can be, y'all are truly an inspiration.

I've always been more friends with Mr Bailey and a scot fellow.
Though in the summer I've been known to spend some time at Bacardi's place.

[TennisBen21]

I've always been more friends with Mr Bailey and a scot fellow.
Though in the summer I've been known to spend some time at Bacardi's place.

Y'all are just lucky that neither you or I can recollect enough to tell you about when I took a trip up to the Everclear Mountains the night before.

[tinamarie]

# 429: your best friend tells you to stop trying to micro-manage her life*, using the only language she thinks you understand: " I got it, UNCLE TONI!"

Sigh. So much love.

(*Her opinion. I'd call it giving awesome advice.)

[rabbit]

# 429: your best friend tells you to stop trying to micro-manage her life*, using the only language she thinks you understand: " I got it, UNCLE TONI!"

Sigh. So much love.

(*Her opinion. I'd call it giving awesome advice.)

[mmmm8]

# 429: your best friend tells you to stop trying to micro-manage her life*, using the only language she thinks you understand: " I got it, UNCLE TONI!"

Sigh. So much love.

(*Her opinion. I'd call it giving awesome advice.)

LOL!


#430. "Sweet Caroline" is played at a weddinig and your reaction is:

1. But this is not New Haven during a Wozniacki match. Why are they playing it?
2. To stop yourself from telling the person next to you that you just met about how you associate this song with Caroline Wozniacki and her wins in New Haven.
3. To launch into an internal monologue about Caroline Wozniacki's career.

[Ribbons]

#431. You hear "Rolling in the Deep" during Sunday brunch and automatically have flashbacks to Bercy.

(... The DJ was spinning it during some of the changeovers, and the chorus includes the line, "They keep me thinking that we almost had it all," which I remember thinking was rather harsh on the finalists in the process of losing...)

[owendonovan]

#432 When your motivation to get a good time in a marathon is so you'll be home in time to watch a final.

[tobiasfunke]

#433. You stalk John Isner's girlfriend on facebook.

I'm so embarrassed

[southpawdragon]

yeah, that beats me seeing Gavin whatshisname perform with his band on The Tonight Show, and reflexively looking around for Anna Wintour and Mirka Federer in another camera shot.

you talking about gavin rossdale from bush husband of gwen stefani?

[Ti-Amie]

#434 Your daughter asks you what the score is for the Yankees game you're watching and you say "Six - love".

[dryrunguy]

#434 Your daughter asks you what the score is for the Yankees game you're watching and you say "Six - love".