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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

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    63. You couldn't get time off for the Legg Mason Tennis Classic...so you give your two weeks notice.
    No you didn't quit your job, did you?

    64. You have a coutdown to the US Open.

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

    65. Your 5 year old daughter recognizes your favourite players on TV and joins you in cheering them on!

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

    66. You have links to TVKOO, Sopcast and TVU on your desktop and get very annoyed when China isn't broadcasting the match you want to see.

    67. You want to know why the US Open is run by Neanderthals who don't provide the live online service that Wimbledon does.
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    68. You get in trouble because your 4 year old niece somehow learned bad words while you were babysitting her (way to go Masha, you got me trouble).

    69. You have developed new breathing techniques so that you don't make any outbreaks while watching the scoreboard in Astronomy class.

    70. You write every english paper on tennis so that your tennis loving professor gives you an A in the class (it worked )

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

    71. When you wake up from a sex dreams and you realize it all happened on a tennis court and your first instinct is to shake the clay out of your boxer shorts.

    72. You start picking your butt between points during a match--just to see if it'll help your game.

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

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    71. When you wake up from a sex dreams and you realize it all happened on a tennis court and your first instinct is to shake the clay out of your boxer shorts.

    72. You start picking your butt between points during a match--just to see if it'll help your game.

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    BTW, you need to change your signature- it's not worthy of Venus unless you call her "cuddles."

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

    73. You have the best monday you've had all year long because all day long you can only think "fabrice santoro just won a title and is back in the top 50 in the world"
    "well jesus christ i'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead? cause this problems gonna last, more than the weekend..." ~ brand new

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

    74. Everything that could go wrong, has, but the verdict on the day isn't our till you scoreboard the night match in LA.


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    75. You are seriously considering a trip to Ponte Vedra Beach, FL, just to SLAP the %^&* out of whatever hack running their ATP Fantasy Tennis contest, who decided BOTH:
    • that Stuttgart began on Sunday, so you couldn't pick a proper team for the week (since WHEN do qualie matches imply that the tourney has 'begun'?) So you're stuck with Robrildo and a SECOND CONSECUTIVE FIRST-ROUND LOSS. AND
    • that he couldn't be bothered to update the scores of Sunday's finals, when you had 3 winners and a finalist on your team.
    76. Before all this went down, you uttered the following sentence out loud, "God bless Ti-Amie for posting the doubles draws. I really must remember to bring my work laptop home next weekend so I can see those PDFs in time to change my picks."

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    76. ...you know that before there were paszeks, there were tulyaganovas, and before those there were cacics.

    Although that may indicate I'm a fan of more than just tennis.
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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

    78. You buy a 4-color pen, just to keep track of all the friggin' contests you're in on the same draw sheets.

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

    79. You've writtne fanfic involving Laura Granville wearing a zippered mask with heaving breasts attached to Tamira Paszek.

    80. You've read #79 and you know what I'm talking about.

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

    81. You go to a party on saturday night and decide to either continue drinking alcohol or begin the coffee brewing in order to watch the first three major finals of the year live.

    82. Because of 81, you most watch the players moving since the ball is amazingly difficult to track.
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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

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    79. You've writtne fanfic involving Laura Granville wearing a zippered mask with heaving breasts attached to Tamira Paszek.

    80. You've read #79 and you know what I'm talking about.

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    Re: You know you're a tennis fan if...

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    No you didn't quit your job, did you?
    Welll....

    The short answer is yes, I did. The longer answer is that I was gonna quit it in the next couple weeks as I have to go back to college pretty soon. But I was more than willing to forgo a week's pay to take full advantage of my Legg Mason tickets (to every session !!!)
    It's hard out here for a Zuz.

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