Let's not tell Kirkus that, no matter what, he actually HAS won a medal*. Instead, let's let him think the odds are way long of him getting one here. Or that we, as a group, voted to eliminate medals for Wimbledon SPs while he was out going to the bathroom one day last week.
Congrats, big guy. We're all happy for you.
*(unless, of course, he oversleeps and forgets to post a Finals pick in the thread when it goes up tomorrow)