Oh, Sveta! I was in a hard spot in the SP, but then I realized you were 5-0 against Errani. I should've known better than to count on you in any serious way, though. You've burned me before. Never again. (I very nearly picked Vika today! How much would that have hurt?)

Barkeep: Vodka, straight-up, please.

P.S. Thanks so much to the organizers! These Suicide Pools are so much fun, and I'm truly grateful. Making the final six with this crazy women's draw has been a real highlight of the year for me.