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    The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Greetings!

    The pub is open and already ready already, so for those of you (like me) who are anticipating a quick Suicide Pool end, maybe you want to scope out your table in advance. There's a lovely one right over... theeeere... that looks like it has plenty of room for the friends who will be joining you, and YES!, it is definitely in Tatiana Golovin's section. The only question now is, do you start small, or do you go big right away? The choice is yours.

    Our faithful staff is always on hand to help you drown your sorrows. The amazing Jessie will be tending bar, Tati will of course be taking care of the tables, the infamous Jukebox From Hell is more than willing to take your quarters as you order up a guilty pleasure to go with your Stella Artois (or whatever cures your cold) and Danny Dartboard is just waiting for you to hang up a crudely-drawn representation of whoever knocked you out as you hurl dart after dart (the sharp-tipped metal kind, of course) at him. Of course, there's bound to be quite a line as inevitably some of our major bandwagons crash, so maybe you can just all shoot at once. Hey, it gets you to the drinking faster...!

    In our little game here, it is imperative to remember that if you are out of one pool, you are "half-cheeked" and free to order, but when you are out in both (as 99% of us will be after Day 1 at some point), you are "full-cheeked" and have full reign to be as miserable and depressed as you want. After all, you're bound to have plenty of sympathy here. Commiseration FTW!

    And just to get us started, here's one of my favorite guilty pleasure songs, one that wasn't released until the second ABBA Greatest Hits album. Enjoy!

    ABBA - I Am The City
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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Bumping the lounge for Nelslus.

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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    If my (lack of) performance in the French is anything to go by, I'll be here on Day 2. I'll book the comfy seat closest to the bar thanks!

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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    I'm probably going to miss the pool this year as I will be on vacation at the beach for the first week of Wimbledon. I'm trying to be sad about it, but I just can't

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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Quote Originally Posted by tobiasfunke View Post
    I'm probably going to miss the pool this year as I will be on vacation at the beach for the first week of Wimbledon. I'm trying to be sad about it, but I just can't
    Loser.
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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Quote Originally Posted by beaujarkko View Post
    Loser.

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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

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    I don't understand this emoticon, and I won't respond to it.
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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Quote Originally Posted by beaujarkko View Post
    I don't understand this emoticon, and I won't respond to it.
    Beau, want a medal? No, I'm withholding it. Look at me, "getting off".

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    Anyone for some lovely local music?

    Josh--UK Eurovision 2010 Final

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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Quote Originally Posted by Togtdyalttai View Post
    Anyone for some lovely local music?

    Josh--UK Eurovision 2010 Final
    LOL! Now I'm glad I missed the Eurovision final. It's a shame a song can't finish any lower than last place! LOL!

    But what a perfect addition to the Jukebox from Hell!
    Tiz the Dude! Now a winner after his second race!

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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Quote Originally Posted by tobiasfunke View Post
    Beau, want a medal? No, I'm withholding it. Look at me, "getting off".

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    You better give it to me. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Quote Originally Posted by beaujarkko View Post
    You better give it to me. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
    Oh everyone is laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Beau.

    But anyway, those Bondarenko sisters, am I right? Jeez.

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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Quote Originally Posted by tobiasfunke View Post
    Oh everyone is laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Beau.

    But anyway, those Bondarenko sisters, am I right? Jeez.

    I once chose Alona Bondarenko at Wimby. She retired during the match. Never again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tobiasfunke View Post
    Oh everyone is laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Beau.

    But anyway, those Bondarenko sisters, am I right? Jeez.
    Kateryna was money at the USO last year.

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    Re: The Wimbledon SP LOSERS LOUNGE is OPEN for Business!

    Quote Originally Posted by tobiasfunke View Post
    Oh everyone is laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Beau.

    But anyway, those Bondarenko sisters, am I right? Jeez.
    Whatever. I'll be in the hospital bar.

    Quote Originally Posted by Togtdyalttai View Post
    Kateryna was money at the USO last year.
    But that was so last year.
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