heck, 5 years of history has proven one thing - come Day 1 of the Australian, this place is going to start getting crowded, and by Day 14,.... well, let's just say it's not pretty.
G'day Blokes and Sheilas. Welcome to the Loser's Lounge everyone. Thanks for stopping by.
The Loser's Lounge is one of our hang outs during the Suicide Pool. It's a place to enjoy some conversation with fellow players, to crack jokes about players, to have a drink with fellow players when your day's pick loses, or barely escapes a match...or to make a snarky comment if you're still alive in the game while other players sit in here getting snockered after making what seemed like a good pick at the time.
Our bar is well stocked, and you're welcome to order anything...or to share a favored drink maybe none of us know about. There's also some ice cold Foster's on tap. Jessie, as always will be your head bartender, and he'll serve your favorite cool beverage with a smirk and a smile!
And over there is the AO Dartboard! With a bullseye big enough to post photos of player's bodyparts when you need to let off some steam after a loss, or just feel like posting them on the board.
Our lingo - if you lose on one side of the game, but are still alive in the other, you are one cheek in...when you lose in both the men's and women's games, you are double cheeked in the Lounge.
And don't be surprised to see some of your favorite players drop by. And if history is any indication, some blonde WTA'er will be joining Alona Bondarenko and Tatiana Golovin in a girlfight by the end of Week 1.
With Bethanie "Sister B" Mattek, Indian Wells, 2012
As an added bonus, since it is our 5th anniversary, we've broken the budget wide open, and will be featuring LIVE ENTERTAINMENT nightly in the Loser's Lounge. I'm certain that some of your favorite performers will be taking the stage over the next couple of weeks, singing the songs that make you wanna puke dance.
With Bethanie "Sister B" Mattek, Indian Wells, 2012
heck, 5 years of history has proven one thing - come Day 1 of the Australian, this place is going to start getting crowded, and by Day 14,.... well, let's just say it's not pretty.
Bonjour my friends! Welcome to the Loser's Lounge It's a shame I'm not in the AO or else you could all pick me and lose in the Suicide Pool! Perhaps I could give you all advice on whom to pick each day!
I'm hanging out here for this tournament waiting for Marat. I don't want those Bondarenko girls to get their hands on him! He's mine!
The beat from the jukebox is calling me. I don't know what Moosie is talking about, but I'm too sophisticated to resort to catfighting but I will if Tati doesn't stay away from Marat. I do all of my fighting on court. If you’re fretting about your round one picks, never fear for Alona is here! I have acquired quite the following over the past 2 years. My victims friends seem to love me! Anyway, I’m playing some whatshername wildcard in the first round, so you can just pencil me into round 2.
Poor Tati. I guess she danced on one too many barstools. I told her she’d injure herself. Hey, Tati, while you are over there drowning your sorrows you can campaign on my behalf. I want to keep shattering records.
I’m looking forward to greeting my old victims friends and making new ones. See you around!
Originally Posted by Moose
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