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08-22-2013, 01:22 PM
2013 US Open YCWJ: How It Works

The 2013 US Open "You Can't Win Jack" will be a medal-awarding contest for the first-place winner(s) only.

Anyone can pick the men’s and women’s singles winners of the 2013 US Open, but it takes real talent to spot the ultimate LOSER of the event. The Wooden Spoon Award goes to the last place finisher of a competition – in tennis terms, it’s the player whose conqueror loses in the next round, whose conqueror loses in the next round, whose conqueror loses in the next round, etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooden_spoon_%28award%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooden_spoon_%28award%29)

At the 2013 Championships: Wimbledon, Irina-Camelia Begu was the wooden spoon winner. She was out-hyphened by Maria-Teresa Torro-Flor, who was DomiNated by Dominika Cibulkova, who became the victim of a Roberta Vinci masterpiece, who was demolished by Li Na, who couldn't figure out the right moment to challenge against Agnieszka Radwanska, who witnessed Sabine Lisicki's last drop of magic for the tournament, who couldn't handle the pressure of a slam final against Marion Bartoli.

Not to be outdone, Carlos Berlocq was the men's wooden spoon winner. He lost to Milos Raonic, who got taken down a size by Igor Sijsling, who was bushwhacked by Ivan Dodig, who was outdogged by David Ferrer, who was bludgeoned into submission by Juan Martin Del Potro, who ran out of gas against Novak Djokovic, who became a part of the wrong side of history against Andy Murray.

That's how Irina-Camelia Begu and Carlos Berlocq captured the boobie prizes in TAT YCWJ tennis at the 2013 Championships, Wimbledon!

ENTRY: To enter the 2013 US Open "You Can't Win Jack" contest, pick the names of four men’s singles contestants and four women’s singles contestants who you think are the most likely to finish in “last place” in their respective draws. Rank those players 1-4, with #1 being your most likely to finish “last”.

These picks carry through the rest of the tournament. So if your picks lose in the first round – and you hope they do! – the players who beat your picks become your new selections in the 2R, and so on, until the finals (if you’re lucky…).

SCORING: For each round that one of your entries remains in the running, you earn a point. Bonus points are earned based on your selected rank of your four picks. You get a multiplier for bonus points – your number 1 pick gets a bonus of (x4), #2 pick gets a bonus of (x3), #3 pick gets a bonus of (x2) and #4 pick gets a bonus of (x1).

EXAMPLE: Using the 2013 Australian Open as an example, let’s say Bernard Tomic was my #1 pick in the Wooden Spoon contest. Since he won in the 1R, I get no points. But Oscar Hernandez was my #2 pick, and he lost to Janko Tipsarevic. So I get a point for Hernandez' loss, and Tipsarevic automatically becomes my 2R pick. As my #2 pick, any points I earned from Hernandez - and from Tipsarevic in the next round, etc. - get multiplied by (x3).

BONUS POINTS: At the 2009 US Open, a bonus point system was initiated. Bonus points were awarded to anyone who picked the actual Wooden Spoon Winner(s) (unfortunately no one did for either men or women). That system will still be in place at the 2013 US Open. There will be a 5 point bonus x the weight of pick.

#1 confidence pick = 5 bonus points x 4 = 20 bonus points
#2 confidence pick = 5 bonus points x 3 = 15 bonus ponits
#3 confidence pick = 5 bonus points x 2 = 10 bonus points
#4 confidence pick = 5 bonus points x 1 = 5 bonus points

* To make it easy on yourself, fill out a full draw sheet, then trace backwards through the draw to find your ultimate losers!

* It’s not enough to pick players who you think will lose first round, because you'll need the winner of the match to lose in the next round.

* If any player that you select withdraws before his/her first round match, and you do not change your pick, you will be assigned the player who takes your original selection's place in the draw. If you pick a qualifier and specify the line number, you will be assigned whichever player takes that line.

* If you fail to submit a full team of 4 men and 4 women, you will be disqualified from the contest and your picks will not be scored.

* Since the number of possible teams is in the quadrillions, I will assume that the probability that two people accidently pick the same team is small enough to ignore. However, please do not intentionally copy someone else's team.

Entries are due before the start of main draw play at the US Open on Monday, August 26th.

p.s. Running this contest requires a lot of copying and pasting, which creates a lot of opportunities for typos to creep in. If you find any, please send me a private message. Thanks.