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Sebastien447
11-06-2004, 09:14 AM
After the lizard-tongued people, I thought I'd seen everything ... though, apparently not! This site is dedicated to alcoholics and features a page for "Inspiration through Inebriation"

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/12_02/images/mot-posters-blacking-out.jpg http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/12_02/images/mot-posters-exuberance.jpg http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/12_02/images/mot-posters-indiomitable.jpg
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/12_02/12-02-motivation.htm

Kirkus
11-06-2004, 02:33 PM
I have a really old picture of myself with the same expression on my face as that first guy. It's uncanny. I'll see if I can find it. ::)

meadfish
11-06-2004, 05:25 PM
was that before or after you tried to drink a beer with your eye?? :o

Sebastien447
11-13-2004, 10:05 AM
Once upon a time a great game was invented. It was called "Escape From Eluned". In truth you've probably played it yourself under a different name.

The rules are as follows ...

1) Get a friend very drunk.

2) Balance as many things as you can on them without waking them up.

3) Take photographic evidence.

4) Remove all the items, thus leaving the victim unaware that anything has happened.

5) Create a website. Sit back and watch friend turn red.


Here is "Breasts and Pringle Penis"
http://benjanaway.users.btopenworld.com/Graphics/efeBreasts.jpg
http://benjanaway.users.btopenworld.com/EFE.htm

meadfish
11-13-2004, 10:25 AM
Isn't this same girl in like 8 of the photos? Maybe it's time for an "intervention"?

Sebastien447
11-13-2004, 10:37 AM
Isn't this same girl in like 8 of the photos? Maybe it's time for an "intervention"?

I thought the same thing ... but maybe she's one of those chicks who passes out after half a beer ...

or maybe she's a lush who passes out after half a bottle ...

either way, stacking stuff on top of her must have been a hoot! :D

Sebastien447
11-23-2004, 08:50 AM
Replacing water with beer ...
http://www.keefbaker.co.uk/beer/10.jpg
http://www.livejournal.com/users/keefybabe/68150.html?

Sebastien447
12-16-2004, 10:31 AM
OK ... I'm only a "social" drinker, which just means that I don't get completely sloshed in public. But I never knew that there were a full 86 rules of BOOZING (just in time for the holidays).

Some examples:

#4. Change your toast at least once a month.

#7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

#14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

#15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

#16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

#20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

#29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

#38. If you are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same goes for him.

#50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm

Sebastien447
01-08-2005, 07:47 AM
Okay, here's another site where they do things to people who are passed out, then take pictures (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dayafterparty.html). These are much funnier than the previous site, as they involve different people and much more imaginative drunk picture taking!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/dap1.jpghttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/dap4.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/dap2.jpg http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/dap14.jpg

meadfish
01-08-2005, 08:12 AM
LOL, the one of the guy with the flaming torch stuck in his keester!http://home.comcast.net/~meadfish/hyst.gif

Sebastien447
01-08-2005, 08:18 AM
LOL, the one of the guy with the flaming torch stuck in his keester!http://home.comcast.net/~meadfish/hyst.gif

LOL for sure ... just thought it was a little too risque for TAT's family atmosphere!

;)